Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Kabali Times News Flash: Manmohan Singh Gets An Award

File Photo of Prime Minister Manmohan Singh in a Jovial Mood.

It has been reliably learnt by bribing sources, who refused to be identified for such meagre bribe amounts Kabali Reuters presented them with, that Manmohan singh was presented an award by the Narasimha Rao foundation. The foundation awards people who look constipated and never laugh for an incredible lengths of time. Manmohan Singh the latest recipient of the award apparently laughed last on June 2nd 1977 when he heard the Moraji Desai joke for the first time. Announcing the award at the Delhi Humorless Club, ex-award winner Mr. Sharad Pawar claimed to be a big fan of Manmohan's scowl and pointed out 2 defining moments - Mr. Singh did not laugh when Laloo broke the wind and attributed the noise to cell phone interference on the mike. The foundation also noted gravely that when Mayavati bent down to pick up some papers, Manmohan was among the few present who noticed the "I love Mulayam" tattooed on her posterior. He did not laugh.

Manmohan singh is elated after hearing about the award.

Manmohan poses with previous award winner Vajpayee.

Anbumani Ramadoss, Sowcar Janaki and cricketer Rohit Sharma were reportedly upset at not getting this award this year and threatened to smile in the next two years if they were continually ignored. Vajpaye made jaw-motions that indicated that he might say something. As per the last update, reporters were continuing their wait in front of him until early hours of today morning. They reported that the sound of his first words have not yet emanated. It has been reliable learnt that he may say his first word by the end of this month and may complete a full sentence this calendar year.

Note: Kabali times wishes to inform readers that people who have watched any Y.G. Mahendra drama will automatically become ineligible for this award as that gives them an unfair advantage.

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Blogger Karthik B.S. said...

//people who have watched any Y.G. Mahendra drama will automatically become ineligible for this award as that gives them an unfair advantage.//

Laughing Out Loud!

sema comedy.

3:44 AM  
Blogger Puneet said...

good humour. Manmohan singh can do India some help by stretching his lips from both sides. Great blog.

5:30 AM  
Blogger dolly said...

I blame you for not getting any work done this morning...I sat down to look up some tips on drafting SOPs, got hooked to your blog n now i'm outta time and gotta get to work...but THANKS... that was hilarious :)

6:03 PM  
Anonymous revathi said...

I dont think Sonia is any better. Indian politicians dont smile very much-not like Sarkozy who smiles in the gravest of situations. I think that he hasnt stopped laughing at his luck of suddenly becoming president.

3:23 AM  
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Blogger raju said...

Currently he is laughing on a joke he heard on 3rd June 1977.

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